Man’s got his woman to take his seed
He’s got the power - oh
She’s got the need
She spends her life through pleasing up her man
She feeds him dinner or anything she can

She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don’t come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Man makes your hair gray
He’s your life’s mistake
All you’re really lookin’ for is an even break

He lies right at you
You know you hate this game
He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain

She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don’t come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Black eyes all of the time
Don’t spend a dime
Clean up this grime
And you there down on your knees begging me please come
Watch me bleed

Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Leaving lepidoptera…

Please, don’t touch the display,
little boy, aha cute!

Moving to the next aisle we have
arachnida, the spiders, our…finest collection.

This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,
unfortunately harmless.

Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria,
his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of
the skin (laugh).

And here, my prize, the Black
Widow. Isn’t she lovely?…And so deadly.

Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.

You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say
that it attacks the central nervous system causing
intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in
breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions
and, finally…Death.

You know what I think I love the
most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
possess.

In fact, immediately after the consummation
of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the
species she kills and eats him…(laugh) oh, she is
delicious…And I hope he was!

Such power and dignity …unhampered by sentiment.

If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy,
I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling
dimented child-king long enough! And as his empire
crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall rise as
his most fitting successor!

These words he speaks are true
We’re all humanary stew if
We don’t pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow

The horror that he brings
The horror of his sting
The unholiest of kings
The Black Widow

Our minds will be his toy
And every girl and boy will learn to be employed by
The Black Widow

Love me
Yes we love me
Love him
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him

He sits upon his throne and picks at all the bones of his
Husbands and his
Wives he’s devoured
He stares with a gleam
With a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children
He’s deflowered

Love me
Yes we love me
Love him
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him

Our thoughts are hot and crazed
Our brains are webbed in haze
Of mindless senseless daze
The Black Widow

These words he speaks are true
We’re all humanary stew
If we don’t pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow